Quick Lube … I Don’t Need You Anymore

As I watch my oil drain into the pan…
black and gooey on my hands.

But then I notice next to me…
that’s an oil filter I believe!

I turn and turn and turn it loose…
So now it’s flowing like oily soup!

I lay the filter in the drain pan…
Then wiped the oily goo from my hands.

 

Five times a year I go through this routine…
But today is the day that I come clean.

Once a year oil change is now the in thing…
I’ve added the Amsoil and the filtering.

Now I’m ready for 25,000 miles…
or once a year oil change…sure makes me smile.

What’s that you say…
You’re gonna look the other way!

Because your mind cannot conceive…
an oil that surely does relieve…

The pressure on your mind you see…
I must change my oil so frequently.

But now that Amsoil has come along…
My oil change headaches…turned into songs.

So when I drive by the Quick lube store…
And see you standing in the door…

Your hard earned money splattered on the floor…
I can say…Quick lube…I don’t need you any more.

No longer do I have the oil change blues…
No worries…more freedom…to do the things I want to do.

The Amsol Million Mile Chevy guy paved the way…
and proved to me the 25,000 mile or once a year
oil change is here to stay.

More money in my pocket and peace of mind…
No more worries about changing my oil 5 times.

So go online and order today…
Or make a phone call that’ll be ok.

Do it now…don’t waste another day…
More MPG… More horsepower…cooler
running engine and transmission…is on it’s way.

 

 

 

 

It only takes  5 minutes to order online or by phone…and have the product shipped to your doorstep in 2-3 business days.  If you’re not a DIY…you can have your dealership or local repair shop change your oil…and add the Amsoil synthetic oil and filter to your engine.  And just that quick…you’re up and running. And that’s not all.  The best is yet to come.

Amsoil Synthetic Oil gives your vehicles engine and drive train:
~better performance…
~longer life and dependability…
~Increased MPG…
~increased horsepower…
~less repairs and maintenance…
~lower emissions…
~less waste oil…
~a cooler running engine…transmission and differential…
And for you…a fatter wallet and peace of mind!

Here’s a link to help you get started:
How To Order Amsoil At Rock Bottom Prices

If you want to tap into my Million Miles of experience…here’s my number…937-417-1127. I’ll be glad to help you match up the correct oil and filters for your vehicle or equipment. If you get my voice mail…leave your name and phone number and I’ll call you back asap.

You can call Amsoil toll free at 800-777-7094 Monday – Friday 7 am – 5 pm CST to order products.  You can also call tech support at 715-399-8324 to help you get the right oil and filters for your vehicle or equipment.
Thank you for using my ID#516778 when ordering.

Happy Trails
John Schlimmer
www.MillionMileChevy.com

PS…Welcome to my Million Mile Team

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